By being able to complete this poem, you’ll be speaking English better than 90% of the English native speakers around the world. After trying the challenge of this poem, it’s claimed that one Frenchman said he’d rather six months hard labour than six lines read aloud. Are you wondering what all the fuss is about? Try it for yourself. Dearest creature in creation, Study English pronunciation. I will teach you in my verse Sounds like corpse, corps, horse, and worse. I will keep you, Suzy, busy, Make your head with heat grow dizzy. Tear in eye, your dress will tear. So shall I! Oh hear my prayer. Just compare heart, beard, and heard, Dies and diet, lord and word, Sword and sward, retain and Britain. (Mind the latter, how it’s written.) Now I surely will not plague you With such words as plaque and ague. But be careful how you speak: Say break and steak, but bleak and streak; Cloven, oven, how and low, Script, receipt, show, poem, and toe. ...